What are the most absurd things you ever told to your children? We were talking two years ago about the Things I’ve Said to My Children series by American illustrator Nathan Ripperger, who decided to note the strangest and most absurd phrases he told to his children, to turn them into funny and offbeat illustrations. Nathan Ripperger has just released the book Things I’ve Said to My Children, including 80 illustrations from the series. If you missed the first part: A creative dad illustrates the strangest things he has told to his children. And you, what are you saying to your children?